Afta

Also known as mouth ulcer.

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NO!

I have loads, they are my friends and sometimes they show up to have coffee, they like it so much that they stay for a few days.
It's nice I'm considered to be a good host, it's bad that I'm a good host for mouth ulcers.

This one comfortably sits on my tongue, far behind so it is difficult to see. The pain it causes me stretches to the left side of my face, until it reaches my ear and throat, making them hurt as well.
Besides, it makes me talk like a jackass.
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And I got a cold.